September 07, 2005

!155: Jack's Mannequin - Holiday From Real

Ooh, Jack's Mannequin is pretty DANG rad : DDD Woohoo.

I just woke up, I haven't even brushed my teeth HAHAHA.

Mm, caught The Perfect Catch last week with Hongchen and Stanley. Er, it was about some baseball nut, hope you get the pun. Yeah, the Nanhua-girls-episode was funny "Is his name Stanley Tan?" xD. HELLO EX-NEIGHBOUR.

Blahblahblah, lunch at Cine BK on monday! I ate faster than Joy, naninanipoopoo : P Yeh, bummed around and went to Toysrus at Forum! (Gee, we took a cab there from Scotts) I saw this damn cute spongebob pencil case there! Omg, I'm gonna get it TEEHEE : P Uhhuh uhhuh then Joy and Hoiyan left for training, hawhawhaw they got this minute freezer bottle thingum from toysrus. So, Mr Tan and I took a cab to Shaw. Walked around the xiaopinkie heaven after pac plaza yo. Eh, I saw this pair of awesome Paul Frank boardshorts. Rocks, but Stanley doesn't like it la! It's how cute coughchokegak : DDD Xiaopinkie Heaven(Fine, it's Far East Plaza) was superace, I dragged him into this cheapo bikini shop harharhar. THENNNNNN, we went to this madrad shop woohoo. They sell really cool shirts there, no shit man.

Puh, we took a bus all the way to Bukit Panjang. BUT I TOOK MY FIRST LRT RIDE FROM THERE YEHYEH. Somewhere near Choa Chu Kang la ahaha. Then wenta Lot1 to get candy! (: Lot1 epitomises xiaopinkie-heaven-in-the-neighbourhood.

Random note 1: I brushed my teeth right after I typed the part about not brushing teeth.

My mother dragged me to my aunt's place to stay on Monday night. So, I got majorly ticked. Basically, I was being really bitchy about it so yeah. And she called me a "bloody spoilt brat". Which I am not, at least I think I am not. I believe it has some sort of negative connotation.

Eh, I took a bus home from my aunt's place on Tuesday evening. It lasted what, an hour?! I tell you everyone around me was a bloody ahbeng. Like a pack of abouts 15. They were practically going like "CHEEBAI LA YOU" or "NABEI LEH!" across the damned bus. I heard the word "cheebai" 50 times over, or more. It's like the only word they can think of in reply to whatever someone says which in this case is also "cheebai". I should never be found in circumstances like this, lest I go crazy (Or rather, crazier). I might start beating up the unlucky passenger sitting beside me, you never know. No worries though, nothing of that sort happened that fateful night.

Oh let me tell you about my really gay tamagotchi dream. In that particular dream, I did not take care of my tamagotchi. So, some stupid tama-goddess descended and punished me. (Right now, you should be thinking: WTF!) Guess what?! I had to do some maths tests on Heymaths to atone for my sin. (And right now, you should be thinking: OHMYSON WTF! YOU GAY PIECE OF SHIIIIT.) Oh bytheway, my tamagotchi was named Draco in this dream.

Ogay, training in abit : D Yay tomorrow's thursday. 070905: Jump and kiss the ceiling seven times. A chair may be used, if needed.

Oye, I'm bored man. Brat Pack by The Rocket Summer
and this cause I'm bored:

Have you ever...
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
(x) smoked anything else
( ) made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
(xxxx) snuck out of parent's house
(xxxx) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(xxx) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(xx) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) seen someone die
( ) had/have a crush on one of your FACEBOOK friends
(x) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) met someone BECAUSE of facebook
(x) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(xxxx) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(xxxxx) built a sand castle
(xxxxxx) gone puddle jumping
(xxxx) played dress up
(xxx) jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) gone sledding
(xx) cheated while playing a game
(xxxxx) been lonely
(xxxx) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake ID
(xxxx) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(xxxx) been tickled
( ) been robbed
( ) robbed someone
(xxxxx) been misunderstood
() pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
( ) been in a car accident
( ) had braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(xx) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
(xx) hated the way you looked
(xx) witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced HAHAHA it was a stupid joke
(xxxx) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(xxxx) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
( ) swam in the ocean
(xxxx) felt like dying
(xxx) cried yourself to sleep
(xxx) played cops and robbers
(x ) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(xx) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(xxxx) made prank phone calls
(xx) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) kissed in the rain
(xxxx) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 3 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
(x) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "penis" in class
( ) ate cat food
(xx) told a complete stranger you loved them
(xxxxxx) sang in the shower
(x) have a little black dress
( ) done it in a park
( ) done it in the bathoom
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tounge stuck to a pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes
(x) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
( ) had sex at a church
(xxxxxx) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(xxx) stayed up all night
( ) didn't take a shower for a week
( ) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school
( ) gone streaking
( ) played ding-dong-ditch
( ) played chicken fight
(xxx) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
( ) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(xxx) laughed so hard you cried
(xx) cried so hard you laughed
( ) mooned/flashed someone
( ) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
(x) French braided someone's hair
( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool
(x) been kicked out of your house

buried a lie, 6:54 PM



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